Starting with 2026 running total of 43 units
April 1st1. What will Trump say during his Address to the Nation?
Put 1 unit on “No” to him saying "Venezuela" at -191 odds. Placed via Kalshi. LOST
2. Bet YES, 2 units on Tesla deliveries in 1Q26 being 360,000 or more at -170 odds
Units at end of April 1: 40 units
April 3rd
1. Los Angeles Dodgers ML + Danny Jansen To Record A Hit (Parlay) (+136) – 1.5 units risk to win +2.04 units
2. Tre Johnson Under 12.5 Points (-104) – 1.5 units risk to win +1.44 units
3. Julian Champagnie Over 14.5 PTS + REB (-120) – 2.5 units risk to win +2.08 units
Ending April 3rd with 43.5 units
April 4th
Parlay: (Derek Chisora Moneyline + Deontay Wilder to land 50+ punches + Celtics Moneyline vs. Toronto Raptors) Risk: 2.5 units to win 2.7 units
Ending April 4th with 41 units
Bets for today
4/5/26
1. Boston Celtics ML + Tre Jones Under 6.5 Assists (+103)
1.5 units risk to win 1.55 units
2. Josh Minott Under 5.5 Rebounds + Phoenix Suns ML
1.75 units risk to win 2.26 units
3. Boston Celtics ML + Saddiq Bey Under 22.5 Pts + Ast (+140)
2 units risk to win 2.81 units
4. Nolan Traore Under 23.5 PRA + Orlando Magic ML
2 units risk to win 3.26 units
5. Phoenix Suns ML + LeBron James Under 43.5 PRA (+112)
2 units risk to win 2.26 units
6. Jalen Williams Over 24.5 PRA + Orlando Magic ML
1.75 units risk to win 3.02 units
7. Boston Celtics ML + Bronny James Under 5.5 Points (+151)
1 unit risk to win 1.52 units
Ending April 5th with 38 units
April 6
1. 1.5 units on Trump NOT saying NASA / Moon during his Iran press conference today at -158 odds to win 1 unit
2. Philadelphia 76ers +17.5 & Denver Nuggets ML Parlay (-145)
7:10 PM / 8:10 PM CT
1.5 units risk to win 1.04 units
Ending April 6th with 40 units
April 7
1. Bucks +14.5 / Kawhi Under 36.5 (+102)
Risk: 1.65u
To Win: 1.69u
2. Bucks ML / Derik Queen Under 23.5 (+214)
Risk: 1.00u
To Win: 2.14u
3. Kings +30.5 / LeBron Under 1.5 (Void leg)
Risk: 1.60u
To Win: 0.14u (adjusted due to void)
4. Will Riley Under 4.5 / Bucks ML (+201)
Risk: 1.50u
To Win: 3.02u
5. Kings +30.5 / Jake Laravia Under 1.5 Threes
Risk: 2.25u
To Win: 1.78u
6. SGP: Curry Over 27.5 / Kings +30.5 / Laravia Under 1.5 (+211)
Risk: 1.25u
To Win: 2.64u
7. Jaquez Over 18.5 / Celtics ML (+172)
Risk: 1.50u
To Win: 2.59u
8. Timberwolves ML / Powell Over 20.5
Risk: 1.25u
To Win: 1.31u
10. Yves Missi Under 8.5 / Celtics ML (+177) (Missi voided so bet adjusted)
Risk: 1.50u
To Win: 0.47u
Ending April 7th with 30.3 units
April 11th
1. Azamat Murzakanov / Dominick Reyes 2-Leg Parlay (+128)
Risk: 1.5 units
To Win: +1.92 units
2. Under 1.5 / New York Yankees 2-Leg Parlay (+170)
Risk: 1.5 units
To Win: +2.55 units
3. Under 16.5 / Los Angeles Dodgers 2-Leg Parlay (+179)
Risk: 1.5 units
To Win: +2.68 units
Ending April 11th with 25.8 units
April 17th
1. Kalshi - 2 units on Trump NOT saying, "Kamala" during this Turning Point USA address this afternoon to win 1.1 units
Ending April 17th with 26.9 units
April 18th (Recognizing some Kalshi revenue from earlier this month on this date)
1. Put 2 units on “YES” US gas prices above 4.14 this week at -183 odds. LOST
2. What will Trump say the week ending April 11? - Risk 1 units on him saying "No" to the phrase Eight War to win 0.8 units
3. Delta will say "Oil" during their next earnings call. Risk 1.5 units to win 0.9 units
4. UFC Parlay: 2 units on Mike Marlott and Jamie Siraj moneylines at a combined -116 odds to win 0.8 units
5. UFC Parlay: 1 unit on Jamey-Lyn Horth and Gokham Saricam moneylines to win 1.5 units
6. UFC Parlay: 1 unit on Robert Valentin and Jasmime Jasudivicius to win 1 unit
Ending April 18th with 27.4 units
April 25th
1) Put 2 units on Taylor Swift’s streams being above 537M this week
2) Put 1.3 units on Bad Bunny’s streams being above 639M this week
3) Put 1.7 units on the Michael Jackson movie NOT getting a Rotten Tomatoes score above 35
4) What will Procter & Gamble say during their next earnings call? - Put 2 units on YES to them saying Beauty to win 1.7 units
5) What will Intel say during the next earnings call? Risk 1.7 units to win 0.7 units
6) Put 2 units on Trump NOT saying "Ballroom" during his remarks to the men's NCAA Champions at -190 odds to win 1 unit
7) Put 1.5 units on "YES" to Boeing saying "China" to win 0.4 units
8) Put 2 units on United Airlines NOT saying American Airlines to win 1 unit
9) Place 2 units a 2 Leg UFC based parlay on Julia Polastri and Youssef Zalal Moneylines to win 2.8 units
Ending April 25th with 24.4 units
April 30th (Kalshi bets placed earlier being recognized at the end of the month)
1. Powell will say "Dollar" during his April press conference. Risk 1 unit to win 0.7 units
2. Powell will say "Credit" during his April press comference. Risk 1 unit to win 0.7 units
3. What will Trump say this week?: Risk 2.8 units that he will NOT say "Predict / Prediction" to win 1 unit
4. Mandani will NOT say Iran / Iranian during Meet the Press. Risk 1.5 units to win 0.7 units
5. United Airlines will NOT say American Airlines during their next earnings call: Risk 2 units to win 1 unit
6) Put 1.6 units on MJ's movie getting a Rotten Tomatoes score above 37 to win 0.5 units
Ending April with 27.6 units
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