Starting with cumulative 2026 units of 7.8.
All unit totals tracked at the end of each night are YTD cumulative units
Settled Kalshi bets
Placed on 2/28/2026
Who will be the next Supreme Leader of Iran?
No – Position abolished
Risk: 2.99 units
To Win: 2.02 units
March 1
1. K. Towns o28.5 Pts + Reb (-118)
SAS @ NYK • 12:00 PM
Risk: 1 unit
To Win: 0.85 units
2. NBA 2-Leg Parlay (+111)
S. Castle u6.5 Assists (SAS @ NYK • 12:00 PM)
Cavaliers ML -490 (CLE @ BKN • 2:30 PM)
Risk: 1 unit
To Win: 1.11 units
3. NBA 2-Leg Parlay (+134)
Cavaliers ML -490 (CLE @ BKN • 2:30 PM)
N. Marshall u5.5 Rebounds (OKC @ DAL • 7:00 PM) (VOIDED)
Risk: 1 unit
To Win: 1.34 units / Actually Won: 0.2 Units
4. C. Sexton u22.5 Pts + Ast + Reb (-125)
MIL @ CHI • 2:30 PM
Risk: 1 unit
To Win: 0.80 units
5. Q. Grimes u3.5 Assists (-114)
PHI @ BOS • 7:00 PM
Risk: 1 unit
To Win: 0.88 units
6. M. Christie u2.5 3PT Made (-112)
OKC @ DAL • 7:00 PM
Risk: 1 unit
To Win: 0.89 units
Ending March 1st with 8.99 units
March 2
1️⃣ Celtics Moneyline
Matchup: BOS @ MIL
Time: 6:30 PM
Bet: Celtics ML (-136)
Risk: 2 units
To Win: 1.47 units
2️⃣ Giannis Antetokounmpo Over (Pts + Reb + Ast)
Matchup: BOS @ MIL
Time: 6:30 PM
Bet: Giannis PRA Over (-111)
Risk: 1 unit
To Win: 0.90 units
3️⃣ NBA 2-Leg Parlay
Leg 1: Celtics -134 (BOS @ MIL, 6:30 PM)
Leg 2: Darius Garland Over 17.5 Pts + Ast (LAC @ GSW, 9:00 PM)
Odds: +208
Risk: 1 unit
To Win: 2.08 units
4️⃣ Zeke Nnaji Under 4.5 Points
Matchup: DEN @ UTH
Time: 8:00 PM
Bet: Under 4.5 Points (-111)
Risk: 1.5 units
To Win: 1.35 units
Ending March 2nd with 9.81 units
March 3
- New York Knicks @ Toronto Raptors — 6:40 PM CT
New York Knicks ML / Phoenix Suns ML (+115)
1 unit to win 1.16 units
(Suns @ Kings — 10:10 PM CT) - Dallas Mavericks @ Charlotte Hornets — 6:10 PM CT
Max Christie Under 17.5 Pts + Ast / Oklahoma City Thunder ML (+131)
1.5 units to win 1.97 units - New Orleans Pelicans @ Los Angeles Lakers — 9:40 PM CT
Zion Williamson Over 23.5 Pts + Ast (-106)
1.5 units to win 1.42 units - Oklahoma City Thunder @ Chicago Bulls — 7:10 PM CT
Oklahoma City Thunder ML / Derik Queen Over 4.5 Rebounds (+113)
1.8 units to win 2.05 units
Ending March 3rd with 12.5 units
Date: March 5
- Jazz vs Wizards — 6:10 PM
Isaiah Collier Under 12.5 Assists + Rebounds (-110)
Risk: 2 units
To win: 1.82 units - Mavericks vs Magic — 6:10 PM
Daniel Gafford Over 13.5 Points + Rebounds + Assists (-130)
Risk: 1 unit
To win: 0.77 units - 2-Leg Parlay (+109)
Daniel Gafford Over 13.5 PRA (-130)
Suns Moneyline (-550) — vs Bulls (8:10 PM)
Risk: 1 unit
To win: 1.09 units - 2-Leg Parlay (-105)
Magic Moneyline (-330) — vs Mavericks (6:10 PM)
Timberwolves Moneyline (-198) — vs Raptors (7:10 PM)
Risk: 1.5 units
To win: 1.44 units - 2-Leg Parlay (-131)
Wizards Moneyline (-174) — vs Jazz (6:10 PM)
Heat Moneyline (-820) — vs Nets (6:40 PM)
Risk: 2 units
To win: 1.53 units - 2-Leg Parlay
Cooper Flagg Over 21.5 Points + Rebounds (-120)
Wizards Moneyline (-168) — vs Jazz (6:10 PM)
Risk: 1 unit
To win: 1.93 units - 2-Leg Parlay (-103)
Ace Bailey Under 18.5 Points (-128)
Heat Moneyline (-900) — vs Nets (6:40 PM)
Risk: 2 units
To win: 1.96 units
Ending March 5th with 6.71 units
March 6
- NYK @ DEN — 8:00 PM
C. Johnson Over 1.5 Assists (+115)
Risk: 1 unit
To Win: 1.15 units - IND @ LAL — 9:30 PM
A. Reaves Under 2.5 3PT Made (-122)
Risk: 2 units
To Win: 1.64 units - NBA 2-Leg Parlay
DAL @ BOS — 6:00 PM
• Celtics Moneyline (-1100)
IND @ LAL — 9:30 PM
• L. Doncic Under 18.5 Rebounds + Assists
Odds: -112
Risk: 1.5 units
To Win: 1.34 units - DAL @ BOS — 6:00 PM
J. Brown Over 11.5 Rebounds + Assists (-120)
Risk: 2 units
To Win: 1.67 units - POR @ HOU — 7:00 PM
S. Henderson Under 15.5 Points + Rebounds (-102)
Risk: 2 units
To Win: 1.96 units
Ending March 6th with 14.47 units
March 7, 2026
2 Leg Parlay
Raul Rosas Jr ML
Max Holloway ML
Risk: 1 Unit
To Win: 1.99 Units
Ending March 7th with 13.37 units
March 8th:
1. 2 Leg Parlay (+105)
Portland Trailblazers ML (vs. Kings)
Nique Clifford Under 1.5 Made Threes
Risk: 1.5 units
To win: 1.5 units
2. Issac Okoro under 14.5 PAR (vs. Kings) (-130)
The risk: 1.5 units
To win: 1.15 units
3. Jamal Shead under 4.5 Ast (vs. Raptors) (-114)
Risk: 1.5 units
To win: 1.3 units
4. Marcus Smart over 9.5 Pts + Asts (-125)
The risk: 1 unit
To win: 0.8 units
Ending March 8th with 17.32 units
March 15th
Oscar for Best Actor
YES - Timothy Chalamet
Risk: 1 unit to win 0.7 units
Ending March 15th with 16.32 units
March 16
- Orlando Magic @ Atlanta Hawks — 6:10 PM CT
Jalen Suggs Under 25.5 Pts + Reb + Ast (-120)
Risk: 1.5 units
To Win: 1.25 units - San Antonio Spurs @ Los Angeles Clippers — 9:10 PM CT
Brook Lopez Under 1.5 Made Threes (-144)
Risk: 1.5 units
To Win: 1.04 units - Dallas Mavericks @ New Orleans Pelicans — 7:10 PM CT
Trey Murphy III Under 28.5 Pts + Ast (-114)
Risk: 2.5 units
To Win: 2.19 units profit - San Antonio Spurs @ Los Angeles Clippers — 9:10 PM CT
Stephon Castle Under 22.5 Pts + Reb (-128)
Risk: 1.5 units
To Win: 1.17 units - 2-Leg Parlay (+201)
Trey Murphy III Under 28.5 Pts + Ast
Houston Rockets Moneyline
Risk: 1 unit
To Win: 2.02 units - 2-Leg Parlay (+121)
Portland Trail Blazers Moneyline
Marcus Smart Over 11.5 Pts + Reb + Ast
Risk: 2 units
To Win: 2.42 units
Ending March 16th with 20.7 units
March 17
1. Phoenix Suns @ Minnesota Timberwolves — 7:10 PM CT
Naz Reid Under 24.5 Pts + Reb + Ast (-114)
Risk: 3 units
To Win: 2.63 units
2. 2-Leg Parlay — Indiana Pacers @ New York Knicks (6:40 PM CT) / Phoenix Suns @ Minnesota Timberwolves (7:10 PM CT)
New York Knicks ML + Oso Ighodaro Under 12.5 Pts + Reb (-102)
Risk: 1.5 units
To Win: 1.48 units
3. 2-Leg Parlay — Miami Heat @ Charlotte Hornets (6:10 PM CT) / San Antonio Spurs @ Sacramento Kings (10:10 PM CT)
Moussa Diabaté Under 18.5 Pts + Reb + Spurs ML (+116)
Risk: 1.5 units
To Win: 1.75 units
4. Phoenix Suns @ Minnesota Timberwolves — 7:10 PM CT
Ayo Dosunmu Under 24.5 Pts + Reb + Ast (-122)
Risk: 3.5 units
To Win: 2.87 units
5. 2-Leg Parlay — Cleveland Cavaliers @ Milwaukee Bucks (7:10 PM CT) / San Antonio Spurs @ Sacramento Kings (10:10 PM CT)
James Harden Under 5.5 Rebounds + Spurs ML (+107)
Risk: 2 units
To Win: 2.16 unit
Ending 3/17 with 19 units
3/18
- Rockets ML + I. Collier u3.5 Rebounds (+175)
Risk: 1.5U → Win: 2.63U - A. Reaves o4.5 Assists (+108)
Risk: 1.5U → Win: 1.62U - Clippers/Pelicans Under 232.5 (-112)
Risk: 2U → Win: 1.79U - Raptors ML + D. Garland u7.5 Assists (+138)
Risk: 1U → Win: 1.38U - A. Dosunmu u26.5 PRA (-114)
Risk: 3U → Win: 2.63U - B. Lopez u1.5 3PM (-110)
Risk: 1.5U → Win: 1.36U
Ending 3/18 with 16.8 units
3/22
- 2 Leg Parlay (Nuggets ML + Donte DiVincenzo under 13.5 points)
Risk: 1.5 units
To win: 1.8 units
2. 2 Leg Parlay (Jaylen Brown over 31.5 Pts + Rebounds + Timberwolves + 24.5 Alternative Spread)
Risk: 2 units
To win: 2 units
3. 2 Leg Parlay (Mikal Bridges under 20.5 PAR + Raptors Moneyline)
Risk: 1 unit
To win: 2 units
4. Josh Hart under 5.5 Assists
Risk: 2 units
To win: 2.36 units -
5. When will DHS be funded again? (Settled on Friday, recognizing this win on Sunday)
NO - Before March 20th, 2026
Risk: 2 units to win 1.5 units
Ending 3/22 with 23.46 units
3/24/2026
- New Orleans Pelicans @ New York Knicks 6:40 PM CT — Herbert Jones Over 14.5 PAR + Knicks ML (SGP +160) — Risk 2u to win 3.2u
- New Orleans Pelicans @ New York Knicks 6:40 PM CT — Mikal Bridges Over 12.5 PTS + Knicks ML (SGP +119) — Risk 2u to win 2.38u
Ending 3/24 with 29 units
3/26/2026
- Sacramento Kings @ Orlando Magic (6:10 PM CT)
DeMar DeRozan Under 19.5 Pts + Reb / Detroit Pistons ML (+172)
Risk: 1.5 units
To Win: 2.58 units - Sacramento Kings @ Orlando Magic (6:10 PM CT)
Jalen Suggs Under 20.5 Pts + Ast / Orlando Magic ML (+100)
Risk: 1.75 units
To Win: 1.75 units - New York Knicks @ Charlotte Hornets (6:10 PM CT)
Coby White Over 2.5 Rebounds / Orlando Magic ML (+103)
Risk: 1.75 units
To Win: 1.80 units - Sacramento Kings @ Orlando Magic (6:10 PM CT)
Malik Monk Under 19.5 Pts + Reb / Detroit Pistons ML (+186)
Risk: 2 units
To Win: 3.72 units
Ending 3/26 with 34.8 units
March 28, 2026
1. Myles Turner Under 9.5 Points (-111)
Risk: 1.25u
To Win: +1.13u
2. Ryan Kalkbrenner Over 5.5 Points (-106)
Risk: 1.25u
To Win: +1.18u
3. Tyrese Maxey Over 30.5 Pts + Ast (-104)
Risk: 1.25u
To Win: +1.20u
4. 2-Leg Parlay (-106)
Atlanta Hawks Moneyline + Matas Buzelis Under 20.5 Points
Risk: 1.25u
To Win: +1.18u
5. Malik Monk Under 2.5 Rebounds (-104)
Risk: 1.25u
To Win: +1.20u
Ending the night with a running total of: 33.45 units
3/29/2026
1.
Payton Pritchard Under 26.5 (Pts + Ast) / Houston Rockets ML (+158)
Risk: 1.25 units ($25)
To Win: 1.98 units
2.
RJ Barrett Under 28.5 (Pts + Reb) / Oklahoma City Thunder ML (+138)
Risk: 1.50 units ($30)
To Win: 2.08 units
3.
Scoot Henderson Under 21.5 (Pts + Ast) / Houston Rockets ML (+181)
Risk: 1.50 units ($30)
To Win: 2.72 units
Running total at night end of 34.28 units
March 30, 2026
3/30/2026
1. Wizards @ Lakers (9:10 PM CT)
Austin Reaves Under 2.5 Made Threes (+116)
1.25 units risked → 1.45 units profit
2. Bulls @ Spurs / Pistons @ Thunder
2-Leg Parlay (-125)
Spurs ML + Cason Wallace Under 6.5 RA
1.25 units risked → 1.00 units profit
3. Bulls @ Spurs / Timberwolves @ Mavericks
2-Leg Parlay
Spurs ML + Donte DiVincenzo Under 3.5 Assists
1.30 units risked → 1.03 units profit
4. Timberwolves @ Mavericks / Pistons @ Thunder
2-Leg Parlay (+169)
Timberwolves ML + Caris LeVert Under 15.5 PRA
1.00 unit risked → 1.69 units profit
5. Suns @ Grizzlies / Pistons @ Thunder
2-Leg Parlay
Suns ML + Ausar Thompson Under 11.5 Points
1.50 units risked → 1.71 units profit
6. Suns @ Grizzlies / Wizards @ Lakers
2-Leg Parlay (+103)
Suns ML + Luke Kennard Under 14.5 Pts+Reb
1.50 units risked → 1.55 units profit
7. Timberwolves @ Mavericks / Wizards @ Lakers
2-Leg Parlay (+121)
Timberwolves ML + Jake LaRavia Under 1.5 Threes
1.50 units risked → 1.83 units profit
8. NIKE management says "dividend" on the earnings call - YES
Bet 2 units to win 1.3 units profit
Running total at the end of the night of 43 units
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